True Story: "The Bath Seen 'Round the Block"

I'm so serious when I tell you that what I saw today was most visually disturbing. I thanked God that I had already eaten my lunch because I would have damn sure lost my appetite. 

So, I'm walking along Old Country Rd in Carle Place when I see a grown ass man bathing himself in a public fountain!

A FOUNTAIN!!! One of those things you look at and go, "ooh, that sho' is pretty" and may occasionally throw a penny in. One of those things. 

He was standing directly in the middle of the fountain cleansing his body like no one was around. 

And he had the nerve to look at me funny as if to say "WTF are you looking at?"

Oh but the icing on the cake was when he bent over to reveal the crack of his hairy ass under his soiled boxers. I almost lost it! 

AND! If these white people don't stop putting these damned leashes on their children I'm going to call the police. I'm seeing these contraptions way too often. They are children not animals! 

If you'd just tap that ass they wouldn't be acting all kinds of crazy in public and you wouldn't even need to use that thing.

p.s. google "child leash".... none of those kids in the photos are black. That should tell you something.