20 Essentials to Clubbing

So I stole this... who cares!

It was funny!

There is a such thing as club etiquette! Learn it and Live it--especially if you reside in the tri-state area.


1. Stop holding up the line negotiating with the bouncers and doormen! If you can't afford to pay the cover charge or you don't have a reliable connection to get you in for free KEEP IT MOVIN.

2. If your old enough to go a club, your old enough to know how to dress. Promoters are tired of getting hundreds of calls from people asking the same dumb question "Whats the dress code?" and wasting valuable promo space on flyers/websites explaining what proper club attire is.

3. Bottles are a luxury, Rent is a priority....If you run the risk of your lights not being on when you get home, sticks to mixed drinks and shots.....Don't worry you weren't going to get any numbers anyways.

4. THESE DANCES ARE STRICTLY FORBIDDEN IN ANY QUALITY NIGHT CLUB: Chicken Noodle Soup, The Willy Bounce, Dutty Wine, Wu-Tang (N.J.), and basically any dance you break a sweat doing.

5. Ladies, no one likes a groupie. Don't get lost when the bottles are being ordered and paid for, then show up with ya whole crew when the waitress brings them out. You'll forever be labeled a "GROUPIE" and that's no. 2 on the list right below being a MALE GROUPIE.

6. Photography websites are not for your personal use people. Stop making the photographer take 5 re-takes of you because you need a new myspace or facebook profile picture. (This goes for aspiring models as well, 7days7night.com isn't here to help you build your portfolio)

7. I saw this at a club once and TOTALLY agree....."Fighting in the club is GAY, there are too many girls in there to be worried about another man."

8. Ladies stretch pants and shirts you turn into dresses are a cheap excuse for an outfit STOP IT, you've been warned!

9. If you get in the club FREE, the least you can do is look presentable. Ladies please do your hair.

10. KNOW YOUR LIMIT! This goes for everyone, throwing up or passing out on the dance floor isn't a good look.

11. When you see a celebrity in club, say hi and keep it moving. Groupies are at the end of the food chain, so at best your gonna get a wave with a "beat it chick" expression....that is unless you puttin out (just being honest).

12. Dance crews are out of style in the club, take that to Randy Jackson & MTV.

13. Fellas when you see a celebrity in the club, realize that is not the time to pass off your demo tape or your reality TV show ideas, or talk reckless, they don't care.......that's what got Yung Berg smacked.

14. Fila "Pradas" are a no no!

15. To my so called ballas, Moet White Star are in the same group as "Fila Pradas".

16. Stuntin really aint stuntin if the bottles are $175 or less (Any dude with a part time job can afford $85 dollar bottles of Rose` every week)

17. WALL FLOWERS HAVE NEVER BEEN IN STYLE....Dance in the club if there is good music, F it dance if its not damn it.

18. Strictly for my DJs....Stop coming with 20 heads on ya comp list and its only you Djing (Directly from promoters)

19. Strippers as the featured special in a night club are trashy. Anyone with a touch of class will tell you that.....Sue's Rendezvous is a freeway drive away.

20. NO SKINNY JEANS IN THE CLUB.....more to come on this issue


lmaooooooooooooooo.... Good one big brother!

Let me say this, in regard to no. 15--- Fila "Pradas" are a HELL no!

Beyonce: Single Ladies Video

As usual, Beyonce' delivers a new anthem for corny girls to get hype over.

If you like it then you should've put a ring on it!

That line has already begun flooding away messages and Myspace display names.

I have to say that I really don't like the song too much. Judging by the opinion of everyone else, I'm in the minority. I absolutely L-O-V-E the choreography though and the "whoa oh oh oh oh oh" part of the song -- if that counts for anything.

Kanye West : Love Lockdown

--- I don't get it.

Maybe someone could explain the video to me-- Hell, I barely understand the song.

I'm all for Africans but I don't see how the African dancers in full African garb relate to the "love lockdown."

I love Kanye and all but this is just way too complex for my pea brain to grasp.

Whatever happened to just throwing a party in someone's living room and calling it a video?

Meeting Brandy: A Dream Come True

If you know me, you known that I've been a Brandy fan since '94. A die hard Brandy fan! A fan that had (and still has) a "Brandy Box."

I always imagined what it would be like when I finally got the chance to meet her in person. I practiced what I'd say and mulled over how I would act.

Well, that day finally came on Thursday, October 2, 2008. My friend, Conisha and I went to see her at club Element for an after work party she was hosting alongside radio station, Hot 97.

She came into the club at around 930ish. I saw her when she came in from the balcony area where the VIP were. I thought to myself, "she's never going to come down here and I'll probably never go up there but it was nice to at least see her."

About an hour had went by when I looked up and saw a friend of mine, Ian, taking her picture! I immediately got out my cell phone and started dialing and texting to let him know I was here.

I stood by the entry way just in case she decided to come down. As I stood there, Ian came down the stairs. I tapped him on his shoulder and said hello. He then took me upstairs where I saw her talking to other people and taking pictures with fans.

I started thinking of things to say-- nothing. She looked at me and waved. I didn't wave back. What the heck was wrong with me?

Ian nudged me and told me to go over and say something. When I walked over to her I just asked her if she ever gotten my letter that I wrote to her--- stupid question. She gets tons of those, duh!

Of course she didn't remember so I just asked to take a picture with her for keepsake and she agreed.

And just that quick, the meeting was adjourned but I was as happy as I had ever been in my entire life. I played it cool though, I couldn't let people think I was a groupie or anything like that of course.

And if you didn't already know, Brandy's new album, Human, is set for release in November. The cover is definitely a good look. And if you don't think so, you're probably hating.